Archive for December, 2007

Pilgrimage

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

“If you could do it, I suppose, it would be a good idea to live your life in a straight line — starting, say, in the Dark Wood of Error, and proceeding by logical steps through Hell and Purgatory and into Heaven. Or you could take the King’s Highway past appropriately named dangers, toils, and snares, and finally cross the River of Death and enter the Celestial City. But that is not the way I have done it, so far. I am a pilgrim, but my pilgrimage has been wandering and unmarked. Often what has looked like a straight line to me has been a circle or a doubling back. I have been in the Dark Wood of Error any number of times. I have known something of Hell, Purgatory, and Heaven, but not always in that order. The names of many snares and dangers have been made known to me, but I have seen them only in looking back. Often I have not known where I was going until I was already there. I have had my share of desires and goals, but my life has come to me or I have gone to it mainly by way of mistakes and surprises. Often I have received better than I have deserved. Often my fairest hopes have rested on bad mistakes. I am an ignorant pilgrim, crossing a dark valley. And yet for a long time, looking back, I have been unable to shake off the feeling that I have been led – make of that what you will.”

From Jayber Crow by Wendell Berry

Inflatables – Oh No!

Monday, December 10th, 2007

I saw them again! Alas, Santa, Snowman, Rudolph, and the Little Soldier Boy were not dead dead last year. They live once more. Perhaps they received a resurrection of sorts. Quite possibly they were just mostly dead and easily had the breath of life placed in them once again through some form of diabolical CPR. A curse on the head of the person who perpetrated such an act of treachery on all offended by kitsch!

I suspect a conspiracy of Evil Kitsch Villains (EKV’s – the branch of minors in this league are the KJV’s – Kitsch Junior Villains). They seek to destroy the nation through a further weakening of artistic sensibilities. And then the world…

Snow Day

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Yesterday we woke up to a white world and a gray sky.  The kids got their coveted snow day, and it proved a good call because it snowed nearly all day.

Sophie went out in the snow several times, and Ian joined her in the afternoon to go sledding at the local park.  Christian, who just got out of the cast on his ankle, still cannot walk on uneven surfaces lest he refracture it.  We took pity on him and let him play video games a large portion of the day to make up for the loss of snow fun.

Today the world was sunny and sparkling.  If only one didn’t need to walk through it and be chilled by it, the snow would make the landscape quite tolerable.

Winter

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it dozens of times (John would probably raise my estimate to thousands), and here I have the opportunity to broadcast it to all, be they near or far: I HATE WINTER!!!!!! The only good things about winter are soup, hot tea, mochas, and my Slanket. The wind is bitter, the days are mostly gray and ugly, and the oft slippery roads and sidewalks are treacherous.

My idea of hell on earth is waking up to discover that I’ve been transported to the North or South Pole with snow and ice as far as a pair of eyes with 20/20 vision can see and no hope of escape. I think I’d be forced to start a fire and throw myself in.

I feel so much better getting that off my chest… at least until the next time I’m forced to go out into the shockingly cold wind.

Brrrr… chatter… and in conclusion, another brrrr.