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Cold Pants Theorem

The amount of cold blasted into one’s legs when sitting down in Cold Pants after walking in negative temperature wind is inversely proportional to the amount of noise one can produce and directly proportional to the amount of frigid air involuntarily sucked into one’s lungs. – Linda’s First Theorem of Cold Pants, proved on January 29, 2007

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2 Responses to “Cold Pants Theorem”

  1. Jessica says:
    January 30, 2007 at 4:51 pm

    hi. you are funny and i miss you.

  2. Linda says:
    January 30, 2007 at 9:56 pm

    Thanks, Jess. I miss you, too. Any plans to visit?